How To Experience A Mind-Blowing Anal Orgasm!

A guide to achieving anal masturbation euphoria in ten simple steps!

By: Toxicka Shock
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Let’s be bluntly honest - butt sex can be scary. Especially when you’re a neophyte self-spelunker just beginning to explore the wonder and whimsy of anal masturbation.

I’m a bit of a late-comer to the party myself. For years I was curious about getting very intimate with the geography of my own butthole, but it wasn’t until fairly recently that I decided to go all in (pun, not intended) with the rectal play.

And just to get it out there and upfront - oh my god, is anal masturbation AWESOME. If you’re wiling to take the time to explore and try out new things and get creative and get your fingernails dirty you’ll be rewarded with one of the most incredible sexual experiences of your life.

I can’t begin to adequately describe just how wonderful an anal orgasm feels. Take the most intense and explosive orgasm you’ve ever experienced and amplify it by about ten. It’s not just a sensation pleasing to the genitals, it’s an all-over-your-body kinda euphoria.

I will NEVER forget my first anal-orgasm. My pulse quickened (we’re talking 130 beats per minute, according to the Fitbit on my non-diddling wrist.) My muscles contracted. Spurts of ecstasy shot through the veins in my legs and arms. Butterflies swelled up in my stomach. And, of course, my testes responded by emitting a geyser of baby batter - not just one or two quick pumps, either, I’m talking a 10-second long sponge tsunami that enveloped my entire lower body in hot, sticky spunk.

Of course, it’s not likely that you’ll experience such a thrilling sexual experience your first time attempting anal play. In fact, most novices are bound to be befuddled by this new and taboo terrain, if not grossed out by the prospects of accidentally getting knuckle deep in one’s own poop chute.

That said, it certainly pays to be adventurous, and you, too, CAN experience such an amazing anal orgasm IF you’re patient, inquisitive and willing to try out different (and unfamiliar) self-pleasuring techniques.

Before you start rooting around in your rectum for recreation and relaxation, here’s ten pointers on how to best situate yourself to experience the optimal anal-gasm - and even better, these rule sets are applicable to ALL genders, so everybody has the opportunity to join in on the fun!

Stock up on the lubricants

Since the anus is without the same self-lubricating functions of the penis or vagina, you’re going to need some artificial assistance if you want to get into some truly awesome ass-play. Silicon-based, water-resistant lubes such as the kind manufactured by Astroglide are pretty much considered the go-to solution for anal masturbation, although others swear by less conventional products. Two unorthodox alternatives I can personally vouch for are Pre-Seed (basically, a fertility lube meant, ironically enough, for procreative hetero-sex) and progesterone cream (which, although a bit creamy, also provides a very soothing, cooling sensation mid-diddling.) Of course, your mileage will vary with ANY lubricant, so you might want to try out a couple of different substances before you give up in frustration. And although this really should go without saying, for the love of god, soap your sphincter in a legitimate anti-bacterial gel before hand ... or at least make sure you did a VERY thorough job wiping your last time on the toilet.

Shape your fingernails for maximum pleasure

Yes, you can achieve anal orgasm through use of traditional sex toys like butt plugs and vibrators. But if you’re looking for a more intense and tingly experience, you’re going to have to claw yourself into ecstasy. Those of you who have long or sharp manicured fingernails are already at a big advantage, so if you’re the type with cuticles chewed down to the bone, you might want to invest in some B12 and emery boards and bide your time. Ideally, you’d want to have one sharp, pointed fingernail for use as the primary diddling digit and one rounded, scoop-shaped fingernail for use as your secondary stimulator. Granted, it may not be the best idea to have your talons razor sharp before heading into some self butt-love, but it’s definitely easier to achieve anal-orgasm with fingernails that can scrape, dig and tickle the more sensitive areas of your asshole. As you’d suspect, wearing latex gloves is strongly advised - that is, unless you *don’t* have an aversion to cleaning fecal matter out from under your nails for days afterwards.

Loosen yourself up

And here’s where those aforementioned sex toys *really* come in handy. If you’ve never engaged in ass-play before, your first time is likely to be awkward, confusing and perhaps even painful. Simply put, there’s no real “right way” to train one’s asshole for a thorough diddling, so you’re going to have to take the time and the effort to prep yourself through casual rectal exploration beforehand. Buttplugs, in particular, are a great way to expand your sexual horizons, as well as the flexibility of your anus. Additionally, before you start exploring your anus for sexual gratification it’s not a bad idea to warm yourself up by gingerly fingering your butthole in an exploratory, non-sexualized manner. That way you’ll better grasp the geography of your own poop chute - and if you’re really lucky, maybe even specify a few erroneous zones ahead of time.

Find the right position for you

Where you choose to engage in anal masturbation is just as important as *how* you engage in anal masturbation. As with sexual intercourse in general, your options are only limited by your imagination and flexibility. A lot of people like to experience their first round of anal masturbation in the shower, which might work miraculously for some but do absolutely nothing for others. The seated position (perhaps will squat on a toilet lid) is another popular location for one’s inaugural anal-bation, but the most popular first-timer locale seems to be laying down on a bed or another piece of comfortable furniture. Which of these positions is optimal for you hinges on a lot of factors, running the gamut from how quickly your wrists cramp up to how long you’re able to bend your knees without your legs starting to ache. My advice is to give all three traditional positions a try, and if at least one of those isn’t conducive for your butthole fiddlin’ regimens? It may not hurt to take a look at the Kama Sutra for some outside-the-box inspiration.

Take your time

If you’re looking for a quick and easy orgasm, this isn’t for you. To properly stimulate one’s rectal region requires quite a bit of poking and prodding, and if you’re not willing to be patient you might as well abort the mission right now. My first serious attempt to achieve anal orgasm took me about two hours until I climaxed, and that includes a lot of sudden starts and restarts. Once you really get into the groove it’s going to put some duress on your wrists, and the physical exertion is likely to get your heart racing and your lungs struggling for oxygen. So there’s going to be a lot of fluctuation in the tempo, maybe even some frustration that you can’t seem to get *all* the way to the massive genital secretion you’re after. If you’re committed to the process, you’ve no choice but to be patient - stay devoted and take ample breaks if you need to and your time - pun, most definitely intended - will eventually come.

Master the motions

As the case with sexual intercourse and traditional, genital-centric masturbation, achieving orgasm here is all about establishing a certain rhythm and tempo. From my experiences, there are two techniques all anal masturbators NEED to get down if they want to feel an eyes-rolling-in-the-back-of-your-head rectal orgasm. The first is what I like to call “the hook” - a rapid fire scratching motion that tickles and stimulates whatever part of your asshole you find the most erogenous. Its complement is something I like to call “the pulse” - instead of leading with the end of your fingernails, you instead use the very tips of your finger to massage and soothe the pleasure points of the anus, rubbing the spot either side to side or in a circular motion. And try mixing the two up at random intervals - depending on your mood and physiology, different combinations may be more efficient than others.

Use the “suction” technique

The anus may not have the self-lubricating mechanism of a penis or a vagina, but it does have an anatomical feature that’s just as beneficial for those seeking self-pleasure - the ability to contract and expand, which in turn, creates a *very* pleasing “suctioning” sensation that has the added benefit of allowing you to sink your fingers even deeper into our derrière. In the heat of the moment don’t be surprised if your sphincter seems to contract involuntarily - rather, take advantage of the situation and let your asshole swallow your fingers as far into the recesses of your rectum as feels comfortable. And just so you know: yes, it IS totally normal to feel like you have to poo during especially intense butthole ‘bating sessions ... and if you feel like your bowels really are about to empty, by all means, do take a break if you require one.

Get deep and find your “A-spot”

The great misconception about anal orgasms (at least for the cis-males out there) is that you can *only* get there through stimulation of the prostate. While adequately massaging the prostrate IS a scientifically-proven means of achieving an A.O., it’s not the only time-tested approach. Simply put, everybody’s asshole is different and what one person may find incredibly pleasurable another may find revolting, painful or utterly unerotic. With that in mind it certainly pays to explore the geography of your anus thoroughly, taking note of the precise points within your anal sanctum that seem to be the most erogenous. Some may be able to get off just by gingerly scraping the interior of their ass cheeks and some may be able to get of by ramroding their fingers as deep into their poop chute as possible. The lesson here is you’ll never know where your pleasure points are until you explore, and once you do find your A-spot? That’ll make the rectal masturbation process go all the smoother.

Try going belly-down

If none of the tried-and-true anal masturbation positions are working for you, here’s a neat little hybrid masturbation technique that might just expedite the process for you. Essentially, you lie flat on your stomach, with your fingers wedged firmly inside the canals of your keister. If you have testicles, try palming your balls while you’re diddling from the position or rubbing the lower area of your shaft simultaneously. And if you have a vagina, well, you do have another free hand available, don’t you? And all genders and sexes can take advantage of the taint - if all else fails, try augmenting and enhancing your anal masturbation routine with some gentle massaging of the perineum located between your genitals and your butthole.

Just relax

This is the most important thing to remember if you’re seeking an anal orgasm - it can’t be forced and you just have to let it come naturally. Your first time going at it is likely to be trial and error, with an emphasis on the error part. You might get too deep or stimulate your pooper too hard or just get lost inside the labyrinth of your own asshole. But no matter how futile the effort may seem keep pressing forward. One thing you absolutely cannot do while anally masturbating is rush through the process. Building up to a truly stellar analgasm take a lot of time and energy, so it’s best to go into any bout of self-pleasuring with a casual, laid back attitude. Make yourself extra comfortable beforehand; put on some relaxing music, pour yourself a refreshing beverage of your choosing and feel free to take advantage of whatever other chemical calming agents at your disposal. As long as you’re willing to take it slow and leisurely, you’re bound to have a thrilling climax - perhaps even several of them, if you get the proper movements down just right.

I'm sure there are far more tips and techniques out there to add to the list, and I'd certainly love to hear from readers about their own best practices for rectal pleasure. But for your first-time anal explorers, I suppose these ten pointers are as good as any to get you started on your personal journey to sphincter ecstasy.

Have fun ... and keep the anti-bacterial soap handy, will ya?

XOXO, Toxicka