Ten Niche Fetishes Your Girlfriend Definitely Will Not Be Into
Don’t expect your significant other to say OK to ANY of these kinks, guys ...
By: Toxicka Shock
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People are into some freaky stuff. Just one look at the niche fetish material on Spankbang and Xhamster proves that. In a way, the kinky rabbit hole snakes down even further when you delve into the easily accessible potpourri of hentai pornography on the internet - there are some things out there so bizarre and perverse that even a website as skanky and slutty as mine doesn’t dare drudge them up.
Scratching is one of those “you either like it or you don’t” sexual activities. And nail-play, essentially, is that love it or hate it dynamic taken to its most extreme ends. This particular paraphilia usually boils down to one of two possible routes; in the more common variety of the fetish, guys or gals ask their lover (who usually has an extremely sharp manicure or extremely long fingernails, if not both) to shred parts of their body into wet, raw, bloody husks of meat - predominantly the back or the chest, but it’s not unheard of for intense genital scratching to also factor into the equation (making it, to some degree, an offshoot of cock and ball torture fetishism.) The secondary form of this kink involves an individual with long/sharp nails actually inserting their nails INTO the pee hole of a willing lover, with the ambition of sinking them as deep inside their urethra as possible. Needless to say, those who are fond of this peculiar little pastime often find themselves with some especially intense urinary tract infections.
One part dominatrix fantasy and one part esophageal stress test, femdom kissing usually entails a female overpowering or subduing her willing victim through a number of means (the bondage intersectionality here is *very* pronounced) and then “forcing” them to make out with her. The kink varies widely - sometimes the “ordeal” consists simply of kisses on the cheek and sometimes it evolves into an all-out spit-swapping situation - but one of the more intriguing dynamics that seems to arise from the kink is the phenomena of “deep French kissing.” As exemplified by the noble body of work from online XXX darlings like Larkin Love, this entails the female domme attempting to cram her tongue as far down the sub’s throat as possible, with obstruction of the victim’s wind pipe considered the upper echelon goal of the paraphilia. By and large, the sheer oddness of the request is likely to deter most from asking their girlfriends to indulge their kink - that not that many people have linguas hung like Gene Simmons also tends to put a damper on the festivities.
OK, we get it, cigarettes are bad for you. Still, the femme fatale archetype has persevered for decades now, and that’s for a reason - abstractly, watching women suck on a flaming, cylindrical phallus and spew orgasmic clouds of miasma will ALWAYS be sexually provocative. At heart, smoking fetishists are simply turned on by watching others smoke or vape - whether it’s tobacco or weed or whatever - and they get turned on immensely by the thought of their significant other also lighting up or slurping on an E-cig. But others take it a step further and fantasize about being in sub-domme situations where the smoker spews the pulmonary fog directly into their faces or mouths, sometimes with copious taunting, teasing and even “cancer encouragement’ kinks being tossed into the equation. Even if your girlfriend is a dedicated two pack a day smoker don’t expect her to fully understand the gravity of the fetish; and if your gal pal doesn’t smoke or vape at all, don’t expect this kinky request to inspire her to pick up the habit.
Sort of a kissing cousin to the blood-play paraphilia, this kink is pretty much exactly what you think it is. Ever had a hicky or a love bite before? Well, it’s the same deal hear, except instead of settling for bruising your jugular and busting a few blood vessels in your neck, the biter basically rips and tears into the bitee with their incisors and bicuspids with the hopes of at least drawing blood and maybe taking a big, meaty chunk out of their flesh. So it’s basically cannibalism-lite, or full-contact zombie role play - needless to say, you probably wouldn’t want to bring it up on a first date, at least.
Oh boy, how to describe this one in a single, succinct sentence. You know how, normally, you try to *avoid* getting sexually-transmitted diseases? Well, this is the Opposite Day version, where two (willing) participants engage in some form of sexual activity with the explicit goal of one party giving the other a communicable disease. The most extreme version of this very niche fetish is probably the “bug chasers” community, which is comprised primarily of gay men who fantasize about getting infected with HIV or AIDS through unprotected sex with an individual - sometimes known as “the gift giver” - who has already contracted it. While seemingly less common in the hetero circles, there’s still an online contingent out there of guys who would just LOVE to contract herpes or genital warts (among other things) through unsafe sexually activities. Obviously, even women who *do* have such conditions are unlikely to consider the fetish flattering or empowering - and good luck to ANY guy out there who tries to coax his girlfriend into getting an STD for his vicarious sexual jollies.
A lot of people like to ask just how far you can take sexual fetishes these days. While there are plenty that are guaranteed to *always* be frowned upon by society at large - your scat enthusiasts, your proponents of intergenerational sex, etc. - executrix fetishism is a unique paraphilia that just seems like it’s going to be the focal point of at least one Supreme Court case in the future. Taking Freud’s thesis on the intersectionality of the libido and the destrudo VERY much to heart, executrix fetishists fantasize about being sexually ravaged until they LITERALLY fuckin’ die. Often containing quite a bit of femdom and bondage elements as well, I guess you could say executrix fetishism is one part role play and one part social Darwinism - essentially, dominatrix-assisted suicide. Although most executrix videos on the internet are clearly rooted in some form of role play (i.e., clips of “undercover agents” giving their victims poisoned kisses and the like), it seems likely that, at some point, *somebody* is going to offer an actress enough money to LITERALLY kill them to satisfy their sexual desires, and from there we’re headed down a legal rabbit hole that would probably take decades to determine. For the time being, though, executrix fetishism remains about as confounding and taboo a kink as any in contemporary American society - and if there’s any phrase out there sure to inspire some lively and contentious conversations with your significant other, what could possibly top “Hey, honey, do you mind pretending to MURDER me in bed tonight?”
The thing about sexual fetishes, however, is that most of them are highly impractical. For example, those guys who are into gigantism and vore. It’s physically impossible for an 80-foot-woman to eat them in real life, so they have no choice but to mire and wallow in their porno fantasyland to get their psychosexual jollies. And that’s to say nothing of those delightful conversants with penchants for loli, rape or incest - i.e., the kinds of paraphilias that if applied in the real world, would constitute heinous felony offenses.
Still, we like to think that our others of significance might be a little more receptive to our more adventurous, outlandish and downright disgusting kinks and fetishes. Granted, there are some topics that are clearly beyond the pale for most consenting adults - scat fetishists, I’m mostly talking to you. But there are other commonly cited kinks that, comparatively, sound more viable with our romantic partners. Like, if we slowly and gently turned them onto our respective kinks, they would be far more willing to oblige our sexually deviant desires. And perhaps even enjoy them.
Well, it’s time to burst that bubble real quick. Or at least put the brakes on the idea of you ever convincing your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, lover or fleeting romantic partner to engage in any of the following ten obscure (but not that obscure) fetish categories. Sure, there might be a few libertines out there who wouldn’t mind indulging some of these kinks, but good luck finding anyone who isn’t a trained professional willing to attempt all of these off-the-beaten path paraphilias ...
As evidenced by the popularity of “Twilight” and all those Anne Rice novels, there are a lot of women out there who are turned on by the *idea* of vampirism. Alas, in execution, don’t expect too many romantic interests to have a desire to engage in actual blood-play anytime soon. This fetish is exactly what it sounds like - the purposeful, consensual, voluntary cutting of another person and the subsequent licking, drinking, sipping, or smearing of their blood for sexual satisfaction. To be fair there are certainly a few fringe female fetishists into the kink, but it’s hardly a mainstream taste; indeed, so taboo the paraphilia, most big name porno sites and adult video platforms refuse to host them.
Oh, emetophilia - the joys you’ve given us over the years. My first exposure to the highly niche sexual kink came via an episode of “The Jerry Springer Show,” where this one long-haired heavy metal dude told his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her because she wouldn’t indulge his carnal desire to barf all over her mid-coitus. Naturally, that led to the guy’s new paramour strolling onto the stage, where right on cue, he proceeded to spew bright green puke all over her face, much to the uproarious revulsion of the audience. Certainly, there are some ladies out there who would be more than happy to let her man give her an upchuck facial every now and then, but odds are? Your current significant other *probably* isn’t one of them.
Alternately known as “lotion play,” this is a rather intricate little paraphilia that involves coating your lover (or perhaps you and your lover simultaneously) in a thick, viscous blanket of goop, usually but not necessarily followed by some extra gooey sexual activities. Outside of being a difficult fetish to explain in the abstract, it’s one of the few kinks out there that’s largely compromised by logistics; I mean, where in the world are you going to find 10 gallons of sludge to dump on your partner, let alone a place to douse them in said goop?
This one is pretty straight forward. You know how when you kiss, you sometimes feel globs of your partners’ saliva leaking into your mouth? Well, for the normies, such spit exchange is usually written off as accidental (if not wholly unerotic) fluid transfer. Spit-play enthusiasts, however, make the phlegm and mucus sharing the entire focus of their kink, deriving immense sexual pleasure from other parties hocking loogies in their mouths, face, genitals or whatever. This also tends to lend itself to a highly fetishized form of kissing colloquially known as spit-swapping, where the parties involved in said kissing aspire to transfer as much saliva and oral debris into each other’s mouths as physically possible - and as you’d imagine, the sloppier the process, the better. While there are quite a few women out there into the kink (as evident by the popularity of the “spit in my mouth” meme), it’s nonetheless a hard sale for the less adventurous lovers out there - especially in the wake of COVID-19.
Still, we like to think that our others of significance might be a little more receptive to our more adventurous, outlandish and downright disgusting kinks and fetishes. Granted, there are some topics that are clearly beyond the pale for most consenting adults - scat fetishists, I’m mostly talking to you. But there are other commonly cited kinks that, comparatively, sound more viable with our romantic partners. Like, if we slowly and gently turned them onto our respective kinks, they would be far more willing to oblige our sexually deviant desires. And perhaps even enjoy them.
Well, it’s time to burst that bubble real quick. Or at least put the brakes on the idea of you ever convincing your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, lover or fleeting romantic partner to engage in any of the following ten obscure (but not that obscure) fetish categories. Sure, there might be a few libertines out there who wouldn’t mind indulging some of these kinks, but good luck finding anyone who isn’t a trained professional willing to attempt all of these off-the-beaten path paraphilias ...
Blood-play
As evidenced by the popularity of “Twilight” and all those Anne Rice novels, there are a lot of women out there who are turned on by the *idea* of vampirism. Alas, in execution, don’t expect too many romantic interests to have a desire to engage in actual blood-play anytime soon. This fetish is exactly what it sounds like - the purposeful, consensual, voluntary cutting of another person and the subsequent licking, drinking, sipping, or smearing of their blood for sexual satisfaction. To be fair there are certainly a few fringe female fetishists into the kink, but it’s hardly a mainstream taste; indeed, so taboo the paraphilia, most big name porno sites and adult video platforms refuse to host them.
Vomit fetishism
Slime and gunge
Alternately known as “lotion play,” this is a rather intricate little paraphilia that involves coating your lover (or perhaps you and your lover simultaneously) in a thick, viscous blanket of goop, usually but not necessarily followed by some extra gooey sexual activities. Outside of being a difficult fetish to explain in the abstract, it’s one of the few kinks out there that’s largely compromised by logistics; I mean, where in the world are you going to find 10 gallons of sludge to dump on your partner, let alone a place to douse them in said goop?
Spit-play
This one is pretty straight forward. You know how when you kiss, you sometimes feel globs of your partners’ saliva leaking into your mouth? Well, for the normies, such spit exchange is usually written off as accidental (if not wholly unerotic) fluid transfer. Spit-play enthusiasts, however, make the phlegm and mucus sharing the entire focus of their kink, deriving immense sexual pleasure from other parties hocking loogies in their mouths, face, genitals or whatever. This also tends to lend itself to a highly fetishized form of kissing colloquially known as spit-swapping, where the parties involved in said kissing aspire to transfer as much saliva and oral debris into each other’s mouths as physically possible - and as you’d imagine, the sloppier the process, the better. While there are quite a few women out there into the kink (as evident by the popularity of the “spit in my mouth” meme), it’s nonetheless a hard sale for the less adventurous lovers out there - especially in the wake of COVID-19.
Nail-play
Scratching is one of those “you either like it or you don’t” sexual activities. And nail-play, essentially, is that love it or hate it dynamic taken to its most extreme ends. This particular paraphilia usually boils down to one of two possible routes; in the more common variety of the fetish, guys or gals ask their lover (who usually has an extremely sharp manicure or extremely long fingernails, if not both) to shred parts of their body into wet, raw, bloody husks of meat - predominantly the back or the chest, but it’s not unheard of for intense genital scratching to also factor into the equation (making it, to some degree, an offshoot of cock and ball torture fetishism.) The secondary form of this kink involves an individual with long/sharp nails actually inserting their nails INTO the pee hole of a willing lover, with the ambition of sinking them as deep inside their urethra as possible. Needless to say, those who are fond of this peculiar little pastime often find themselves with some especially intense urinary tract infections.
Femdom kissing
One part dominatrix fantasy and one part esophageal stress test, femdom kissing usually entails a female overpowering or subduing her willing victim through a number of means (the bondage intersectionality here is *very* pronounced) and then “forcing” them to make out with her. The kink varies widely - sometimes the “ordeal” consists simply of kisses on the cheek and sometimes it evolves into an all-out spit-swapping situation - but one of the more intriguing dynamics that seems to arise from the kink is the phenomena of “deep French kissing.” As exemplified by the noble body of work from online XXX darlings like Larkin Love, this entails the female domme attempting to cram her tongue as far down the sub’s throat as possible, with obstruction of the victim’s wind pipe considered the upper echelon goal of the paraphilia. By and large, the sheer oddness of the request is likely to deter most from asking their girlfriends to indulge their kink - that not that many people have linguas hung like Gene Simmons also tends to put a damper on the festivities.
Smoking fetishism
Extreme biting
Sort of a kissing cousin to the blood-play paraphilia, this kink is pretty much exactly what you think it is. Ever had a hicky or a love bite before? Well, it’s the same deal hear, except instead of settling for bruising your jugular and busting a few blood vessels in your neck, the biter basically rips and tears into the bitee with their incisors and bicuspids with the hopes of at least drawing blood and maybe taking a big, meaty chunk out of their flesh. So it’s basically cannibalism-lite, or full-contact zombie role play - needless to say, you probably wouldn’t want to bring it up on a first date, at least.
Infection-play
Oh boy, how to describe this one in a single, succinct sentence. You know how, normally, you try to *avoid* getting sexually-transmitted diseases? Well, this is the Opposite Day version, where two (willing) participants engage in some form of sexual activity with the explicit goal of one party giving the other a communicable disease. The most extreme version of this very niche fetish is probably the “bug chasers” community, which is comprised primarily of gay men who fantasize about getting infected with HIV or AIDS through unprotected sex with an individual - sometimes known as “the gift giver” - who has already contracted it. While seemingly less common in the hetero circles, there’s still an online contingent out there of guys who would just LOVE to contract herpes or genital warts (among other things) through unsafe sexually activities. Obviously, even women who *do* have such conditions are unlikely to consider the fetish flattering or empowering - and good luck to ANY guy out there who tries to coax his girlfriend into getting an STD for his vicarious sexual jollies.
Executrix fetishism
A lot of people like to ask just how far you can take sexual fetishes these days. While there are plenty that are guaranteed to *always* be frowned upon by society at large - your scat enthusiasts, your proponents of intergenerational sex, etc. - executrix fetishism is a unique paraphilia that just seems like it’s going to be the focal point of at least one Supreme Court case in the future. Taking Freud’s thesis on the intersectionality of the libido and the destrudo VERY much to heart, executrix fetishists fantasize about being sexually ravaged until they LITERALLY fuckin’ die. Often containing quite a bit of femdom and bondage elements as well, I guess you could say executrix fetishism is one part role play and one part social Darwinism - essentially, dominatrix-assisted suicide. Although most executrix videos on the internet are clearly rooted in some form of role play (i.e., clips of “undercover agents” giving their victims poisoned kisses and the like), it seems likely that, at some point, *somebody* is going to offer an actress enough money to LITERALLY kill them to satisfy their sexual desires, and from there we’re headed down a legal rabbit hole that would probably take decades to determine. For the time being, though, executrix fetishism remains about as confounding and taboo a kink as any in contemporary American society - and if there’s any phrase out there sure to inspire some lively and contentious conversations with your significant other, what could possibly top “Hey, honey, do you mind pretending to MURDER me in bed tonight?”
XOXO, tOXICKA
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